The Kingdom of Retardia

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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geekishchic:

Is it just me or are they the cutest? I mean seriously, he’s telling the story of things that happen to just about all of us and Zoe’s over there becoming the Queen of Sci-Fi. Like seriously they need her on Game of Thrones… STAT

poyzn:

Animals that are little awesome.

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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sealfie:

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

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virguin:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

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catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

sneakyfeets:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

the last one is stolen off a garfield comic

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

thankscomics:

Deadpool dons the webbed tights…

Scans from Deadpool annual #2

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

tenkenryu:

spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

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About. Damn. Time.